Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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