His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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