I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
