I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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