We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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