How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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