I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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