doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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