walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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