If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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