It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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