he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
All I want is dick and wine.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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