Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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