I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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