hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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