She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
