I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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