I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
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They constantly get farther than me.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering