I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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