It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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