I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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