If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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