Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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