If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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