i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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