Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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