the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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