People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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