Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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