I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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