Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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