Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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