fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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