i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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