google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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