I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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