Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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