last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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