it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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