DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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