Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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