Don't you send me to vm
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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