a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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