HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize