Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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