I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Oh god it's open bar.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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