His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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