4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I have aggressive nipples.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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