White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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