is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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