I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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