i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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