Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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