She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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