if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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