Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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